Ready to pop

its 9.30 in the morning and the haze is getting from bad to worst, this morning it recorded a psi of 103, unhealty range... its sorta like genting, instead of the coolness, we got the smokeyness... THE WIFE is on the can and i am on the com... this could very well be the last week where we can go about our own business like nobody's business... come next week, theres a very high chance that junior will come along with his business and mess up our business.... hmmm....
we were at the docs last nite... and as usual, there was a queue even before the opening hours... after the last visit, i have decided that i will not put up with outdated magazines and brought along my own newspaper... i was half way through the nuclear thingy with N.korea when THE WIFE name was called...

doc: hello... i see you have only put on 1 kg since our last meeting, thats good... any complains? is he moving everyday?
THE WIFE: yes, he seems to be having the hiccups three times a day and i am having some problems with my piles, i thought i was having the bloody show...
doc: if its the show, then it should be sticky, like mucus... nothing to worry about, piles are just oversizesd veins with thin walls, they rupture when they have friction,i will give you some cream for it... the test results for the last test is back, it seems that we have some infection in the birth canal, i will give you some antibiotics for it, it should clear up...
me: i am concern about the head..
doc: well, theres nothing we can do about that, we can only monitor the head and see that it dont get too big during birth.. lets see how the baby is doing today..

everybody got in place...

doc: yah, his head is at week 38 and you are at week 36... he weights about 3.1 kgs now, above average.... and see his hands here? looks like he dont want you to see his face...
me: what should the average weight be?
doc: about 2.5kgs
me: huh? he was 2.8 the last time we were here...
doc: yah... i will fix the next appointment for next week... where i will check if the cervic is soft enough, if it is then we can start to induce, if not maybe we will have to go for a ceaserean.. we will see next week and take it from there...
me: huh??
doc: you see its like a fruit, you can add medicine to quicken the rippening, but sometimes you cant... it all depends on the cervic... we will see if it is suitable next week, then we can set a date and take it from there...
me: oooooookay.....

now i am nervous... i dont know when it will happen, THE WIFE dont know how it will happen and junior most probably dont know what happen...